MRS

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • gay as heckie
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

laina:

(linda from bob’s burgers voice) ALRIIIIGGHTTTT

gingerdonna:

GUYS BUT IMAGINE THEATRE IN THE WIZARDING WORLD

A WITCH STANDING IN THE WINGS CASTING A TRANSFIGURATION CHARM ON THE PUMPKIN 

ANIMAGI ACTORS PLAYING IN THE LION KING SO THERE ARE ACTUAL LIONS ONSTAGE

ALADDIN’S FLYING CARPET ACTUALLY FLYING

ELPHABA GETTING ON A REAL BROOM AND FLYING AROUND THE THEATRE SINGING DEFYING GRAVITY

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

get to know me meme[6/6] favorite on-stage actresses → samantha barks

I am a girl with a body that does not always fit me.

It’s hard to tell people that you feel like your thighs owe you something for being too big, that you apologize for the ways your hips stick. Nobody has ever seen me any differently, but somehow I don’t think this body is mine. I am a girl with a body like a jigsaw puzzle, with a body I am still trying to fix. I am a girl with a hard body to love.

I am a girl with a body like an accident. I am a girl with a body that feels bloated sometimes, a body that has scars and stretchmarks. I am a girl with an unwanted body. I don’t always get told I’m beautiful; I don’t always think for myself.

Some days, I wake up so tired of this body, so angry at its creaks and moans, hating the ways it falls apart, hating everything, from the cellulite to the burn scars to the acne to the bruises. Some days, I would give anything to leave my body behind, slip it off like the most delicate of silken robes and walk around naked in a way nobody else seems to understand.

It’s hard to live in a body that has never been good enough. I don’t know how to explain myself, other than to say that I’ve been waging a war against my body for too long now. I want to say I’m sorry. I am a girl with a body that needs an apology, with a body that needs healing from all these ways I’ve wounded it. Nobody ever taught me to somehow pick a survivor out of these ashes and tell them to make peace with the killers of their country. It’s hard to live in a body that insists on pulling itself apart, a body that doesn’t know any better. It’s hard to live with this body when it is a universe collapsing.

This is my body — rough, worn, beaten. This is my home, my bed, my graveyard, and I will stand in the ruins I have made of this body and turn it into something to be learned. I will not let my body be a wreckage.

This is my body, scarred and bruised. This is my body, lonely. This is my body, however unwanted. My body —say it with me: my body. Mine, mine, mine.

— This Is My Body | d.a.s (via backshelfpoet)

bahtmun:

Harry Potter film series part 4 (1, 2, 3)

firelordzuko:

firelordzuko:

every time i try to tell someone about white privilege they say “WELL MINORITIES GET SCHOLARSHIPS FOR COLLEGE JUST FOR BEING MINORITIES” and thats when i give up

and i usually don’t know how to reply to this when people say this can anyone help

POC get minority-based scholarships /because/ they are statistically more disadvantaged than white people across the board. the goal of affirmative action & other programs is in order to try and alleviate some of the hundreds of years’ worth of oppression by whites through funding their education so that they can support themselves/their families and sustain enough economic growth so that areas such as slums/projects/etc aren’t predominantly filled with POC. it’s about bettering their lives, which white people in general don’t necessarily need. it’s not always based on the individual’s need for the money, however, which is why white people get so butthurt about it. there aren’t even a lot of them — white people tend to get a lot more merit aid than black people’s earnings of merit & need-based aid combined.

^^ if telling them this doesn’t help just sigh heavily and side-eye them the rest of forever idk

apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

i’m gonna be 18 in less than two months and for my birthday i asked for a bag of gummy worms and someone to pay my car insurance 

20 Aug   /  1 note
  • Cashier: *dies at register*
  • Customer: are you open